Thursday, October 25, 2007

13 questions

thirteen questions

(week #32)

there are questions that cannot be answered and questions that should not be answered. most of the ones in the first category only cannot be answered now or by me. i do not know the answer or no one knows the answer. just because science has not yet discovered the answer does not mean there is no answer. and other questions just should not be answered, either because the answer is not pleasant (or all the answers are wrong/self incriminating) or because the question is better, the asking more fun. some of these are questions that are asked by many people out there, and for some, i might just be the only one wondering...

1. why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 while buns come in pack of 8?

2. why do people try to pimp their toyota carolas or other similar non sporty cars?

3. why doesn't glue or honey or those sorts of things stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. if a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

5. what happens when an irresistible force meets an impenetrable barrier?

6. is it possible to collect all the cookie dough in chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and actually bake cookies from it?

7. is the universe infinite? it must end somewhere. but when it ends, there must be something on the other side...or some people say the universe is expanding, but what is it expanding into?

8. why do they put braille on drive through menus?

9. what hair color to they put on your drivers license if you are bald?

10. why does the glass have to be either half full or half empty? why can't people just pick a better sized glass for how thirsty they are?

11. why do i only splatter spaghetti sauce on white shirts? how does the sauce know what i'm wearing?

12. why does dealing with any type of government agency take so freakin long?

13. why are people so willing to run a red light but stop at a green light?


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