i wish i had a camera phone

yesterday morning, i pulled out of the driveway and headed down the first street. as i approached the stoplight, i thought i saw a dead animal in the road. but as i got closer, i realized it was a pair of boxer shorts. (lets not even get into why i thought boxer shorts looked like dead rodent).

but why on earth were they in the middle of the road? how did they get there? why would someone just suddenly in the middle of the intersection decide to take them off? after having lost their shorts, what could have possibly happened to the poor person next? i wish i had a camera phone so i could have snapped a shot and showed you just how weird it was.