more leftist propaganda

today's lefty one-a-day calendar says: it is good luck to see the moon over your left shoulder. that seemed kind of odd and random so i tried to look into it. however, i could not independently verify this though google. i did discover that it is very very bad luck to view the new moon for the first time over your left shoulder. new moons should apparently only be viewed over the right and i guess, according to the calendar, all other moons over the left. since it is now morning and there are no moons out, i guess i'm good for the day.